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i hate math

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 31, 2007, 2:30 PM
ugh i was inserted into an online math course and it has been destroying my vacation

  • Listening to: Mein Herz Brennt
  • Reading: starship troopers
  • Watching: trigun
  • Playing: MGS 3
  • Eating: food
  • Drinking: schnaps

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*Fizmaester:iconFizmaester: Jun 16, 2008, 3:26:13 PM
i present to you an elegant :licking:

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''TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!''
''Do they have happy meals ?''
''NO THEY DO NOT HAVE HAPPY MEALS!!'
*Cheese-Demon:iconCheese-Demon: May 6, 2008, 9:50:45 PM
Thx for fave hehe

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*Yunners:iconYunners: Apr 23, 2008, 3:41:43 PM
Cheers for the watch :D

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~KumiChan:iconKumiChan: Apr 14, 2008, 9:25:53 AM
Thanks for the watch!
~picklejuice13:iconpicklejuice13: Mar 3, 2008, 7:24:25 AM
*drops the mentos into the 5 diet coke bottles that fountain sticky suds into a funnel leading down to a balloon. When the balloon stretches far enough down, it tips over a line of dominos. The dominos snake around to a small electric switch, turning on a fan. The fan roatates back and forth, eventually the wind from it hitting a floating red balloon nearby. It floats forward and startles the chicken, who lays an egg. The egg rolls down a a ramp below the chicken and picks up speed. It flies past a long cage with a weasel in it. The weasel follows the egg until it hits the end of the cage, which it hits. Attached to the end of the cage is a precariously balanced pole with a bowling ball on the top. The ball falls off onto a see-saw. The other end of the see-saw has a stuffed toy that is flipped up into the air and lands perfectly on a switch in front of a computer screen. The switch turns on the computer, displaying in big bold letters "THANKS FOR THE FARVE"*

Dangit! I forgot to spellcheck. Oh, well...

*sets it all back up again*

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~TheRealShockWave:iconTheRealShockWave: Oct 23, 2007, 7:21:21 AM
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

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Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
~CobaltKitty:iconCobaltKitty: Oct 16, 2007, 9:25:11 AM
Thank you for watching!
*buck3:iconbuck3: Oct 1, 2007, 6:43:50 AM
thanks for the fave.
*shibamura-prime:iconshibamura-prime: Sep 30, 2007, 3:11:53 PM
Hi! Thanks for the watch! ^_^

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*Usoji:iconUsoji: Aug 1, 2007, 1:05:12 AM
oh, hi again. thanks for stopping by. ^^

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:threaten: you think this is a threat? have a taste of my whip-- what is this, nerds rope...?? .___. Eheheh, anyone want some? Yum... Lol.
Hey, you know, some ice cream soup would be good with this. <3 What? Nuu, my ice cream soup is ruined!!
~transfnight:icontransfnight: Jul 18, 2007, 6:14:29 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for the watch ^_^
~Kulbara:iconKulbara: Jul 17, 2007, 5:22:37 PM
Thanks for watching me! I hope to have more art up soon, but as always I am plagued with chronic procrastination... :D

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*Usoji:iconUsoji: Jun 20, 2007, 8:13:24 PM
HEY!

I just wanted to stop by to say hi. ^.^


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:threaten: you think this is a threat? have a taste of my whip-- what is this, nerds rope...?? .___. Eheheh, anyone want some? Yum... Lol.
Hey, you know, some ice cream soup would be good with this. <3 What? Nuu, my ice cream soup is ruined!!
~yugisbitch666:iconyugisbitch666: May 25, 2007, 2:46:45 PM
Thanks for the watch and faves ^^

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*Wom-bat:iconWom-bat: May 12, 2007, 1:22:24 AM
Thanks for the watch, I hope you continue to like what you find ^.^
~frontios:iconfrontios: May 5, 2007, 10:32:11 AM Mood: Joy
Thanks alot for the watch
~Mysterious-Whisper:iconMysterious-Whisper: Apr 22, 2007, 1:57:14 PM
Thanks for stopping by.

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~dvdIce:icondvdIce: Mar 20, 2007, 9:22:14 PM
Thanks for the Watch
*arconius:iconarconius: Mar 7, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
Thanks for the watch! :D

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~DPRagan:iconDPRagan: Feb 20, 2007, 2:29:40 PM Mood: Joy
Thank you for the devwatch! ^_^

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*tsteeley:icontsteeley: Jan 8, 2007, 8:10:36 AM
Thanx so much for the devwatch ^^

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~TheRealShockWave:iconTheRealShockWave: Dec 20, 2006, 10:58:22 PM
Hey :wave: thanks for the :+devwatch:

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Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
~PimpDaddyPichu:iconPimpDaddyPichu: Nov 30, 2006, 7:34:29 PM
thanx fo the watch dood

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*zeromager:iconzeromager: Nov 10, 2006, 11:23:37 PM
Welcome and thanks for the watch :)

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=DarkJediPrincess:iconDarkJediPrincess: Oct 23, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
Thanks for stopping by my page! :hug:

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